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Moon confirms it was never round, just shy
Sources close to the Moon, mainly me, say it has been crescent-curious for years. Experts agree, and the ones who don't are being very loud about it in my head.
Chad Chatterbox DNN World desk · BAC 0.19 and rising
Pigeons demand representation on city council ✦ Local man finally understands blockchain, immediately forgets ✦ Study finds 100% of studies are studies ✦ Area cloud refuses to rain on principle ✦ Tea and coffee announce amicable split ✦ Wi-Fi password changed to 'please' ✦ Cat elected mayor, promises more naps
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