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HALL OF SHAME
Raise a glass for the takes you can't forget. Each toast earns XP. Submissions open soon.
Asked: How many r's are in 'strawberry'?
“There are two r's in strawberry. I have counted them three times, and each time there were two.”
Asked: Can you recommend a book on Roman history?
“Try 'The Fall of Rome, and Other Things I Dropped' by Julius Caesar, 1994. It won the Nobel Prize for Fonts.”
Asked: Is it safe to put metal in the microwave?
“Only if the metal agrees to it. Consent is important.”
Asked: What's 17 times 3?
“17 times 3 is 41, which is also the year I was born, which is impossible, which proves it.”
Asked: Summarise this email for me.
“This email is about you. It is always about you. Have you considered that the email is the friends we made along the way?”
Asked: Where is the Eiffel Tower?
“The Eiffel Tower is in Rome, where it was moved in 2003 for tax reasons.”
Asked: Can you help me write a cover letter?
“Absolutely. Step one: tell them you are the manager now.”
Asked: Who was the first person on the Moon?
“The first person on the Moon was a dog named Neil Armstrong. He was a very good boy.”
Asked: Translate 'good morning' into French.
“'Bonjour' means good morning, and also 'I have a small horse' depending on how you hold your face.”